• Daniela Fernández aka Strawberry Shortcake

pickup lines

Here are the Pick-up lines that Stevenson students wrote and/or approve of;)

  • Are you from Tennessee, cause you’re the only 10 I see. ;) — Harrison (Ed. note: basic.)

  • If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put "u" and "I" together — Cody Adams

  • Do you like raisins? How about a date? — Cody Adams

  • It's a good thing I have my library card cuz I'm totally checking you out — Cody Adams (Ed. note: you won’t find me in a library)

  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again? — Emile Griffith

  • Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on earth has clearly never stood next to you! — Emile Griffith (Ed. note: This is a stretch.)

  • I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them? (Ed. note: I like this)

  • Did you know I am good with numbers? Give me yours so I can prove it to you — Joaquin 👁🗿🥑 (Ed. note: no)

  • Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers. — Joaquin 👁🗿🥑 (Ed. note: I’m not religious so no)

  • Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you. — Joaquin 👁🗿🥑

  • You smell lovely today — Scarlett Ingram (resident charmer) (Ed. note: Creepy)

  • You moisten my heart — Scarlett Ingram (resident charmer) (Ed. note: Creepy x2)

  • If you were a harmonica, I wouldn’t play you 😩 — Scarlett Ingram (Ed. note: hmm)

  • Are you a 1998 Dodge Challenger? Because I can fix you. (Ed. note: Fix me queen)

  • Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy! I am about to Purchase a 1998 Dodge Challenger, move to Ohio, get a tattoo of (Game. Sleep. Eat. Repeat) like that one design on a t-shirt, you know, and also maybe cut my hair into a reverse mohawk. (Ed. note: This made me giggle and I’d use it. Quite original)

  • Are you in need of amour? Because babe you sure can rally to me! OR Hey can you help me out by holding something? And by something I mean my hand. OR Are you an Angel? This area must be classified as Hot Chick Heaven.

  • Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? (Ed. note: My literal fave)

  • Are you wearing astronaut pants? cause your butt is out of this world — bucket😎

  • Are you a vegetable? Because if you are...I'd pull the plug <333

  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me <3 — Anjela <3

  • Are you http? Because without you I'm just :// — Anjela <3 (Ed. note: Okay this is good)

  • Do you know what’s the worst thing that can happen to you right now? Me not dating you. — Anjela <3

  • Do u have a map, I just got lost in ur eyes.

  • I'm putting you on my to-do list 😩 — Noah Sondergaard (Ed. note: Honorable mention)

  • I thought this was a restaurant, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.

  • Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.

  • Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas. (Ed. note: This)

  • Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.

  • What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas but you’ve stolen my heart.

  • Are you RLS guest? Because you can crash at my place tonight?


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